Lately I have started to see more and more emails on increasing my "Manhood". At first I thought this was some manly self help to instruct us less manly men in the ways of manliness. Like killing a bear and skinning it, or engine repair of a Ferrari. But alas it came down to the one thing that many men care most about. Their dicks.

I guess someone out there discovered a long lost tropical root that will increase the size of the male member by 1 to 37.6 inches in 30 minutes or some stupid shit like that. And knowing that such a breakthrough in science could bring about world peace, a renewable energy source, and discovery of the mythical female orgasm. They needed to get the word out fast, to as many people as possible, as many times as they could. And what a better way of doing this than by jamming my in-box full of, "Increase you Manhood" emails.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for free enterprise and I'm no prude. But I feel these emails have gotten a little crude since they first started showing up. I remember getting emails from Dr. S. Crotum;

Subject: "Increase your manhood 1 to 3 inches".

And for those retards who did not know what a manhood was, you would also see;

Subject:"Increase your penis size by 1 to 2 inches".

For some reason you seemed to always get an extra inch out of the manhood sellers.

As time went on these emails started to get more to the point of calling us all shrimp dicks.

"My boyfriend keeps popping out"

"My boyfriends dick is to big for my mouth"

The real problem I had with these e-mails was that some of them appeared to be coming from men. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a homophobe or gay basher or anything like that. But as a life long lover of the opposite sex, it is very hard for me to get interested in a product when I get an email from "Chuck" stating;

"My boyfriend shot such a big load in my mouth, I needed CPR".

EEW, I need a shower and have the urge to go bowling.

I feel it's time for these emails to come out and really say what this product can do for you tiny dick freaks. They need subject lines that will jump out a slap that peanut dick of yours into submission and buy their product without even having to open the email. So what I have decided to do is come up with some of my own subject lines for "Manhood" emails. Most of these are pointed towards the Hetero crowd, but I'm sure that with a little clever word smithing (Change she to he) you could make these bye-gender.

New Manhood email subject lines...

• Tear a hole in her so large you can fly a plane through it.

• Be seen from outer space

• So large you could give a horse brain damage by hitting it in the head

• Be able to say, “John Holmes is a pussy”.

• She will erect statues in your honor.

• Blow the back of her fucking head off.

• So big, that even when you beat off she’ll feel it.

• A load so large, she’ll be spitting it up for a week

• It will enter a room 5 full minutes before you do.

• So big, shit will start orbiting it.

• Use it to put out fires.

• My boyfriends dick comes out my ass when I give him head.

• Loads so large it will become part of her DNA.

• Loads so massive Dairy Queen will become jealous.

• My boyfriend is so large that when he fucks me my sister moans.

• Loads so fast she'll shit beetles.

• So large you can use sex as a punishment.

• Use it to dent car doors of your enemies.

• Earn big $$$ by charging companies to advertise on it.

• So big that it will turn gay men straight.

• Be labeled as. “The Other White Meat”. (We understand that black men do not need this product.)

• So big that, “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE PAIN! PULL IT OUT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PULL IT OUT! MY EYES ARE ROLLING TO THE BACK OF MY SKULL! I’LL NEVER WALK AGAIN!” just doesn’t do it justice
• Improve sperm flavor

Please let me know if you have any good subject lines.

Just when I was beginning to wonder about the states of music & American male sexuality, along comes this little gem to soothe my mind.

Me: Hey guys, what are you doing tonight?
Friends: We're going to go see The Limp Dicks at the Frowny Hangdown Roadhouse! Wanna go?
Me: Yeah! Awesome! How much is the cover?
Friends: Your entire Social Security pension.

(It's good to see the most divorced generation in history heralding the message of monogamy & doing so through a catchy lil' diddy.)

This video brought a reminiscent tear to my eye as I recalled, as a small boy, sitting in on similar impromptu, well-lit jam sessions with my grandfather & his band, The Foam Doughnuts. Papaw would push all the farm equipment to the side of the barn so he & his bandmates could scrub that washboard to praise the tax cuts of Reagan & run a bow across the saw to wistfully recall the Dust Bowl.

Thank you, pharaceutical industry, for birthing this gem. May your marketing womb be fertile for many years to come.

What is the TRUE average penis size and is it possible to enlarge it NATURALLY?

The average penis size has been a “bone” of contention for decades and decades. The reason it’s so frequently debated, argued over and worried about is because the issue affects so many people, male and female. For men, a small penis means possible harassment in gym showers and embarrassment in bed. For women it presents a different problem: its below-average size could well limit their sexual pleasure and at the same time inhibit the man’s confidence so much that his sexual performance could also be unsatisfactory.

It’s really no wonder penis size, and the average length and girth of the male anatomy, is talked about so much – by millions of people all over the world, of both sex, it’s almost considered a yardstick for a guy’s manhood. A small penis is bad, while a big, thick penis is good – the line has been clearly drawn in the sand, regardless of whether it’s right or wrong. I’ll tell you right now what the average size is. Forget about the average penis sizes of different races; even if there is a slight difference it won’t affect you much. Here’s the only figure that might: the average size is about 5 and 3 quarter inches in erect length. The average girth is about 5 inches around (which might sound a lot, but wrap a fabric tape measure around your own and it’ll seem much more modest).

Thing is, knowing those numbers doesn’t put most men at ease and I doubt it has you. Why? Because it doesn’t change anything. Yeah, you might be half an inch bigger than average, or perhaps an inch thicker down below than most other guys, but that feeling of inadequacy, of wanting more, is probably still there. It’s completely natural, too. Let’s say you’re 6 and a half inches long when erect, knowing you’re an inch and a bit bigger than average is great, right? But at the very same time, you know lots of guys have 7, 8 or 9 inch penises – how great would that be? And that right there is the true subject of this article. Forget averages, let’s talk enlargement.

Right off the bat, natural penis enlargement (that is, making your penis longer and thicker without surgery, without pills and without crazy suction devices) is completely possible. Instead of telling you how it is or why it works, I’ll describe how you can see for yourself how truly achievable new penis growth is. Let’s look at a technique called a ‘Dry Jelq’ – it’s used to target new, permanent growth in the thickness of your erect AND flaccid penis.

Step 1. Get a 40-50% erection, no more, no less.

Step 2. Create a circle using the thumb and forefinger of your right hand. It should look like the ‘OK’ sign people make when they want to signal something’s good or acceptable. Your other fingers (middle, ring and pinky) should be outstretched.

Step 3. Firmly grip the base of your penis using the ‘OK’ sign and slowly move your grip upwards towards the head of your penis. Don’t slide over the skin. Instead, focus on keeping your fingers on top of the same area of flesh all the time, while still sliding up and along the shaft. Think of it like the motion used when milking a cow. The blood in your penis is forced up towards and into the head.

Step 4. After you’ve milked from the base to just below where the head of your penis starts, release your grip. You’ve completed one repetition or ‘rep’. Do 20-30 reps for your first session and increase it to 50 once you’ve been doing it a couple of weeks.

The Dry Jelq is just one technique of dozens that have been specially designed and tested and that truly work, with a little bit of patience and practice, at increasing the size of your penis. After using dry jelqs for a couple of weeks you’ll already notice that your penis hangs heavier and lower day-to-day and that it feels more weighty and solid when you’re hard. Using this and the other fundamental techniques as a routine that you do a couple of times a week, you can not only TRULY forget about averages but also forget about BEING average.

Check PenisAdvantage – a site containing a complete guide that details exactly how any guy can enlarge his penis using natural exercises and techniques.

In this day and age where bigger seems to always be better, and the internet can provide you with pretty much anything your heart desires, it seems necessary to provide men with some solid facts about penis enlargement.

There are several methods of penis enlargement being employed by men today. Seeing as there are no two people completely alike, it is ridiculous to believe that all methods are appropriate to all men. With the facts about penis enlargement contained in this article, you will be much better equipped to make a decision that is best for your personal needs.

First I would like to establish the difference between male enhancement and penis enlargement. Male enhancement products include pills, patches, creams and pumps. These are categorized as enhancement tools rather than penis enlargement products because none of them provide the user with any permanent results. This does not necessarily mean they are without purpose. These products are appropriate for any man who simply wants to enhance his sexual performance, and are ideal for someone suffering some sort of sexual dysfunction.

The facts about penis enlargement are that these products and practices have been designed to provide men with permanent gains both in the length and girth of their penises.

Penile lengthening surgery is certainly one of the most talked about method of penis enlargement. There are, however many risks involved. As with any major surgery, there is the chance of unexpected complications with anything from the anaesthesia to the procedure itself.

The surgery involves either dermal grafting, or fat cell relocation. The facts about penis enlargement surgery include that there are many documented instances in which the patient is less than satisfied with the results. Malformations and dimpling are among the most common post-surgical complaints. The patient also runs the risk of losing his ability to achieve or maintain erection.

The alternative to penile lengthening surgery has been rapidly growing in popularity. Penis extending traction devices seem to be the next step in penis enlargement. Based on the medical principle of traction, penis extenders are the only non-invasive method to permanently increase the size of your penis.

Traction implies applying a consistent amount of pressure on the area to be treated. Where penis extenders are concerned, this is achieved through the use of adjustable spring loaded telescopic rods. If the penis extender is worn diligently, the wearer can aspire to increase his current penis size by roughly 33%. Because the extender causes actual new cell growth, all gains achieved are completely permanent.

There exists one other method of penis enlargement that is being practiced today. Jelqing or ‘milking’ of the penis is an exercise that involves forcing blood into the extremity, with the goal of permanently increasing the size of the erect penis. This practice has been in existence for hundreds of years. While there must be some validity to these exercises, as I understand it, it can be quite painful a procedure. Because the motion is so similar to masturbation, there is a tendency to come close to ejaculation. As this is counter productive to the enlargement process, one must contain this impulse. This specific practice has been known to cause blockages and painful ejaculatory experiences post- jelq. The practitioner also runs the risk of damaging blood vessels, causing bruising, or inhibiting erectile function.

With these facts about penis enlargement, it is my hope that you will be in a better position to choose the method of penis enlargement that suits your personal expectations.

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Il Viagra non si ferma più. Dopo che quest’estate avevamo scoperto che aiuta a mantenere in ordine gli orologi biologici ed è quindi ottimo per contrastare gli effetti del jet lag,  eccone subito un’altra: l’assunzione di sildenafil è connessa a livelli di ossitocina più alti.
L’ossitocina è nota come ormone dell’amore e dell’eccitazione sessuale, ma non solo: è coinvolta nelle contrazioni uterine, nello stimolo delle cellule dei dotti lattiferi della mammella e, secondo alcuni, connessa con la capacità di stabilire forti legami affettivi, come quelli parentali.
Il Viagra si è insomma piazzato in mezzo ad una rete di meccanismi a cui finora non si era affatto pensato. L’uso per cui finora era stato prescritto, il trattamento della disfunzione erettile, è il risultato di un’inibizione della fosfodiesterase 5, che induce una contrazione della muscolatura liscia dei corpi cavernosi del pene non permettendo il ristagno di sangue che lo avrebbe reso arzillo. Levato il freno, il nostro riacquista un’insperata vitalità.
La fosfodiesterase 5, però, non è solo coinvolta nelle tristi vicende falliche, ma anche nella regolazione dei livelli di ossitocina. Anche in questo caso la pillola blu placcando il placcatore dà via libera all’ala.  Stiamo tranquilli, però, fa notare Meyer Jackson, uno dei ricercatori della UW-Madison School  of Medicine and Public Health, «i farmaci per la disfunzione erettile non inducono erezioni spontanee: migliorano soltanto la risposta agli stimoli sessuali. Nello stesso modo a seguito dell’assunzione di sildenafil, l’ossitocina non viene rilasciata dall’ipofisi automaticamente, ma solo in presenza di stimoli».

Antonino Michienzi

Estoy segurisimo que muchas mujeres no le van a entender los primeros 5 segundos. :P

In a hardening of previous policy, the Chinese government are set to crack down on government officials who have been found to have "kept and supported" mistresses, in a move aimed at 'raising social morals'.

Mistresses and "second wives" are common among government officials and businessmen in China.

Corrupt officials are a major cause of public outrage in China, and the country's Communist rulers have warned that if graft is not checked it could threaten the party's grip on power.

Chinese policy makers found it "necessary to make a clarification and emphasis" on the punishment for officials who supported mistresses.

"The morality of government officials shown in their management or power operation... directly affects the moral level of the whole society."

"Therefore, officials should set up good examples, and abide by social morality rules."

Last year, a Chinese vice admiral was jailed for life on embezzlement charges after one of his many mistresses blew the whistle on him when he refused to give in to her demand for money.

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