Fred: We have to sell a drug that fixes broken Johnsons right? Mark: Right. Fred: Well what do most guys like to do besides using their Johnsons? Mark: Uh, watch sports, Golf, go fishing, drink beeryou know, manly things. Fred: So heres how we target that demographic! Lets put them all in a barn. Better still, well have them play an old Elvis tune in their sad old man band but instead theyll sing together about how happy they are that Pfizer has fixed their broken Johnsons with Viagra! Mark: Yeah, thats a great idea.
Un barbat îsi cumpara un pachet de viagra. Papagalul lui, face ce face si le manânca pe toate. Omul ... ce sa faca cu papagalul ?
Îl baga în congelator sa se racoreasca si uita de el. Dupa câteva ore, îsi aminteste de bietul papagal. Când deschide usa de la congelator...papagalul tot transpirat!
- Ce-i cu tine, esti de câteva ore în congelator si tu transpiri!?
- Pai, habar n-ai ce obositor e sa cracanezi puii astia înghetati!
Asta pentru că, după ce papagalul prietenei mele a mâncat încercat să mănânce o agrafa de birou, eu le cred în stare de orice pe aceste păsări gălăgioase. :)
"Taking one of these tablets would immediately give any man who took one an overdose which could in some cases even cause death."
Spokesperson for Viagra.
With major drugs bust occurring in UAE City of Dubai in the news recently, a huge consignment of fake Viagra(16,000kg) was seized by the customs authorities; this incident brings a common concern in the minds of the millions Viagra users worldwide，“How do I know if the Viagra I'm buying is fake or not?”
<First, a little more about the recent news regarding Viagra and what it means for the million of Viagra users around the world. Dubai has become a port of choice for Viagra smugglers, as countries such as India and China where most of the world’s fake Viagra is produced do not try to import their fake drugs into Europe and America but tried to pass the drugs through friendly and more respectable ports so that the customs authorities in the west will not be so suspicious. The vast majority of fake Viagra erectile dysfunction pills are substandard and can even be dangerous. In fact, when Pfizer tested some of these illegal erectile dysfunction Viagra pills as well as containing excessive amounts of the sildenafil citrate compound which is the active ingredient of Viagra they also noted that it had a considerable amount of talcum powder in it too. A spokesperson from Pfizer said that taking one of these tablets would immediately give any man who took one an overdose which could in some cases even cause death. In milder cases they would find themselves dizzy, suffering from severe headaches and at risk from having heart problems. Apart from being unsafe and more then likely to be completely ineffective, fake viagra (wherever it has been produced) has passed no tests, is unregulated and for all you know may have been produced in a garden shed. In some instances dangerous substances have been found in this copied Viagra, which would completely defeat the purpose of your seeking help with impotence in the first place!
Simple ways to differentiate the real Viagra from the fake: With literally thousands of Internet operations ready to sell you unregulated versions of Pfizer's Viagra all claiming their Viagra to be real, it can be a real nightmare to shop for Viagra online. Dispatch pharmacists in general, are always available on your receipt of your order if you have any further queries of authenticity. This means you can trace the product all the way back to Pfizer's manufacturing facility and even know the date your Viagra was produced. Pfizer's Safe Drug Initiative has been created to specifically find and close any illegal sellers of the unsubstantiated, fake Viagra being sold on and offline.
Well the easiest way to check if the medication is real is by checking the relevant hallmarks, stickers and batch numbers on the packaging. The packaging should look like one of the pictures below (A or B) and the pills should look like picture (C) below. Do not accept Viagra that is unmarked or that arrives in a plastic bag, these may be harmful. Any medication received should have been dispensed by a licensed pharmacist to the patient and this should be apparent in the form of a label on the packaging with the patient's name, date of birth and instructions on how the Viagra should be taken. You can also call up Pfizer with your batch number and they can verify the batch for you.
Viagra in box (A) Viagra in bottle (B) Viagra pill (C) The reason to check that your Viagra is real is that when buying Viagra online there are many places that sell fake or generic versions of Viagra passing them off as the real thing and charging you for it! This type of Viagra is not proven to be either effective or safe, they may even contain some substances that are harmful to you; they will not be approved by any regulatory authority namely the MHRA or the FDA.
Just another story to illustrate the dangers of buying Viagra online, according to the Sunday Times one of the masterminds one criminal organization behind smuggling Viagra to Europe, was a young Chinese businessmen called Gabriel Zhang who boasted to one of their reporters that he had a big demand for his extra strength Viagra in the United Kingdom and that in some cases he had managed to sell his erectile dysfunction drugs to the legitimate and legal supply chain. This story highlights the dangers of buying erectile dysfunction medication without a prescription and from illegal internet web sites.
As a pharmacist, a consumer and a television viewer I am really sick and tired of all the drug companies invading our homes via TV with ridiculous commercials about medications to treat erectile dysfunction, osteoporosis and enlarged prostates just to mention a few. Viva Viagra? To the music of Viva Las Vegas? Please. The United States and New Zealand are the only two countries that allow this. The pharmaceutical companies spend billions of dollars to bring this information into our homes. They encourage people to ask their physicians about these medications which physician's don't usually like but sometimes go along with. Unless you like your 5 year old asking you what erectile dysfunction is, I suggest we all contact our legislators to stop or at least control these ads in some way. Perhaps the drug companies could lower prices a bit if they lowered their TV advertising budgets. I don't buy the argument that the price for new drugs is so high because of research and development costs.
In a US study three out of four previously infertile women who used became . - .bbc.co.uk
However, this is not for all infertile women. Some womens uteruses are too thin to sustain a fetus, and in these cases, Viagra could increase blood flow to the uterus, stimulate cell growth, and improve these womens chances of successful childbirth. The women in the study had to endure an awkward method of taking the Vigara.
A mother who gave birth to twins after turning to Viagra after six years of desperately trying for a baby has spoken of her joy at their first proper Christmas together.
Helen Wilkinson, of Brierley Hill, was prescribed the male sex drug to boost her chances of conceiving with husband Adam.
It is thought to thicken the lining of the womb, aiding conception.
And after taking it alongside their third course of IVF treatment, twins William John and Elizabeth Hannah were born at Russells Hall Hospital in Dudley on December 8 last year, weighing 5lbs 1oz and 3lbs 10oz respectively.
Mrs Wilkinson, aged 41, said after the anxiety of last year, Christmas this year was their best ever.
“Christmas was cancelled really last year because the twins were in hospital in a special care unit for nearly three weeks after they were born,” she said.
“Over the festive period we were going backwards and forwards from the hospital twice a day.
“But this year is so different and we have all been really excited because we just never thought we would have them. We still look at them and just can’t believe they are here.
“Both of them are crawling now and there are toys all over the place after their birthday recently.
“But we wouldn’t have it any other way - it is fantastic.”
The couple began trying for a baby as soon as they married in 2000.
C’est l’histoire d’un jeune homme en partante pour rendre une visite a ses parents au Bled décida de s’acheter une boite de Viagra.
Une fois au Bled et que les salutations d’usage fini avec sa mère et son père il s’aperçoit que la mère et le père font chambre à part.
Fils : papa essai cette pille, tu vas aimer.
Père : qu'est ce que ça fait.
Fils : essai et tu verras
Père : combien ça coûte, peut-être je vais aimer.
Fils : 1000 dirhams, mais celle la elle est gratuite.
Le lendemain le fils se réveille et trouve à cote de lui 5000 dirhams, va voir son père.
Papa: la boite c'est seulement 1000 dirhams.
Père: non, mon fils j'ai pose seulement 1000 dhs les 4000 dhs c'est ta mère qui les a mis :)
Pépé droguée !
Un vieux monsieur accepte enfin de prendre du Viagra pour faire plaisir à sa femme. Au retour de la pharmacie, il ingurgite la pilule miracle et se retrouve en érection avant même d'être arrivé chez lui. Tout heureux de cette nouvelle raideur, il s'empresse d'aller avertir sa femme que le moment tant attendu est enfin arrivé.
Tous les deux se retrouvent dans la chambre à coucher et le pépé montre son cierge droit comme un "i". Sa femme se déshabille sans attendre et s'approche de la chose à la fierté retrouvée. Sans attendre, l'engin perd alors toute son érection.
Et pépé n'ayant pas l'air surpris dit alors à sa femme :
- Tu vois, je te l'avais dit, même droguée, elle te reconnaît... :)
Viagra: il suo uso resta ancora un segreto
Ha cambiato le abitudini sessuali degli italiani. Le coppie sembrano apprezzarlo ma solo due italiani su cento ammettono di usarlo
Sanihelp.it - L'effetto rivoluzionario è pari a quello di un altra pillola, quella contraccettiva. Il Viagra è entrato a pieno titolo nelle abitudini sessuali degli italiani. Dopo quasi 10 anni di commercializzazione si calcola che siano state distribuite circa 60 milioni di pillole.
Questi numeri fanno capire che gli utilizzatori della pillolina blu non sono solo gli ultra-sessantenni alla ricerca di nuove energie sessuali.
Un barbat îsi cumpara un pachet de viagra. Papagalul lui, face ce face si le manânca pe toate. Omul ... ce sa faca cu papagalul ?
