“Dominican Viagra”
So in the Dominican Republic they call Rum... Dominican Viagra. Why? Because your fucking for hours... Which isn't a bad thing unless your paying by the hour and the hooker is sweating pints all over the bed because your fucking abusing her!
Well after one hour of shagging and one hooker down and still havent shot the baby gravy so its onto the next. Feeling a big grogy now so perhaps it will help getting the next one on top and nailing the shit out of her from below. 30 minutes more fucking and the baby gravy finally escapes. Job done!
Lesson learnt: Never drink dominican rum it gets you horny and you can go for hours!
Goals Accomplished: Two girls in one night... Who cares if you where paying!