Prozac and Viagra and Lasik…oh my!
Yesterday I had the pleasure of meeting an old (slightly crazy) man in the elevator.
Me: "What floor? First?" (I push the button)
Old man: "Yes, thanks." (He then proceeds to inspect the buttons, possibly to make sure I know what the number 'one' looks like in numerical form.)
Me: "Oh, I pushed it already."
Old man: "My eye sight is not what it used to be."
Me: "Well I fell your pain, at the rate I'm going I'll be legally blind by the time I'm 27."
Old man: 'I've been thinking about Lasik eye surgery. I guess there's really no excuse for bad eyesight these days. Unless, of course, you can't afford it right now."
Me: "Welcome to my world."
Old man: "Well, I guess I shouldn't complain. At least I can afford my Prozac and Viagra. Those are the real necessities."
WHAT? We're talking about Prozac and Viagra now? You're like 85. Why are you telling me about your dysfunctional, and apparently depressed, 85 year old penis? I'm just trying to get out of this building to get some lunch. Now I have to deal with the image of your 85 year old shriveling penis? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT AFTER THAT?